Signs that the Apocalypse is coming...

1. Earthquakes in Haiti, Chile, Japan, Thailand, Turkey, Hawaii, and Alaska.
2. Snowpocalypse/Snowmageddon
3. Pat Mahler is reffing high school lacrosse games.
4. Dan Snyder is not spending a ton of money on free agents.
5. Jessica Simpson has a new reality TV show.
6. Lady GAGA is now in "Rock Band."
7. Tiger Woods Mistress Golf Balls
8. Avatar
9. Al Gore
10. 2012