I still hate Cindy Crosby. Caps need to win the Cup now. Ryan Miller is an absolute beast. My USA Hockey hat is key. I enjoy playing sink the biz and making a wizard stick. Whenever I drink Goldschläger, I can't help but sing the Big Red Gum Song. Maybe the Notre Dame basketball team is better without Luke Harangody. I think the Redskins should draft OT Bruce Campbell from Maryland. The dude is a freak of nature. Nick's Michigan hockey jersey is bad luck for him. Ben in "How to Make it in America" reminds me of C Mart. Bands I am enjoying right now include Yeasayer, The Whigs, Dirty Heads, Gorillaz, and Dan Black. Role Models is a funny movie.
Quotes of the Weekend
Reddig: "I hate him so much." (Referring to Crosby)
Grabowski: "This place is trouble." (Referring to Vegas)
Bloody: "I hate him more then the 9/11 hijackers." (Referring to Crosby)
Matta: "OWU = Worst Warm Up Tape Ever." (Referring to the Lynchburg-OWU game)
Brian: "That bitch." (Referring to Crosby)
Clark: "Thou shall not pass." (Referring to the wizard stick)
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Monday, February 22, 2010
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Hockey Videos of the Day
USA 5 Canada 3...Suck it Canada, GO USA!
Russia 4 Czech Republic 2... Ovechkin destroys Jagr!
Russia 4 Czech Republic 2... Ovechkin destroys Jagr!
Friday, February 19, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Monday, February 15, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Valentine's Day Fail
Let's not jump to conclusions here, maybe she just felt a five alarm shit coming on.
Asking her if she could enter the wedding to this was probably a bad idea
Asking her if she could enter the wedding to this was probably a bad idea
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Friday, February 12, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
Shit My Dad Says
"Michael Jackson loves pedifiles."
"Get this snow off my back."
"That shovel is as useless as the tits on a boarhog."
"Al Gore can meet me in Hell."
"We aren't getting mail til' March."
"Ahhhhh, I gotta cramp, that's just insult to injury."
"Al Gore can suck it!!"
"They're living in Maryland, hell with em'."
"The broom isn't doing dickola."
"I want a soda, but i'm too tired to get up."
"I wanna beat Simple Jack today in Hooville."
"Oh, that's not a foul! But if a white guy does it, it's a foul."
"You bald son of a bitch!!!"
"The Saints invented the paper bag."
"Undercover Boss is as good as my ass."
"Slap the bitch."
"There's a donk."
"Child Please."
"Get this snow off my back."
"That shovel is as useless as the tits on a boarhog."
"Al Gore can meet me in Hell."
"We aren't getting mail til' March."
"Ahhhhh, I gotta cramp, that's just insult to injury."
"Al Gore can suck it!!"
"They're living in Maryland, hell with em'."
"The broom isn't doing dickola."
"I want a soda, but i'm too tired to get up."
"I wanna beat Simple Jack today in Hooville."
"Oh, that's not a foul! But if a white guy does it, it's a foul."
"You bald son of a bitch!!!"
"The Saints invented the paper bag."
"Undercover Boss is as good as my ass."
"Slap the bitch."
"There's a donk."
"Child Please."
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Friday, February 5, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Monday, February 1, 2010
Goal of the Day
Stefano "J.J." Okaka scored his first goal of the Serie A season with a lovely backheel that proved to be the winner in the 88th minute of Roma's 2-1 victory of Siena on Sunday. Okaka's goal was apparently so spectacular that it caused commentator Carlo Zampa to suffer what sounds like some kind of severe asthma attack. Thankfully, Zampa was able to recover as Okaka was shown a yellow card for his celebration, in which he whipped off his shirt and scaled the barrier behind the goal for a pat on the back from the Roma supporters.
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