Mac Attack: June 2010

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Performance of the Day: Eminem

USA vs. England In-Game Blog

Location: 4219 N Carlin Springs Road
Live Bloggers: McCulloch & Grabowski
Attendees: Me, Brian, Mike, Richard, Adam, Niemo, Ned, Eric, & Lauren(Only 2nd half).
Food: Chick-Fil-A & Glory Days Wings
Beers: Miller Lite, Coors Light, & Pabst Blue Ribbon.

2:25 Man holding Honduras flag. Why? "FUCK HONDURAS."

2:30 GAME ON. Ricky’s too pumped. Jumping up like a cheetah.

2:31 "Ned, you look like Roy Holliday." -Niemo

2:33 Altidore has yellow shoes on.

2:35 England’s Gerrard scores in the 4th minute.

2:36 I like the USA jerseys.

2:37 "Nice green jersey “Green”"(England Goalie) -Bill

2:39 "Jacobs body is built for soccer." –Niemo

2:44 US has some great corner kick chances.

2:48 "If you get a chance to kick a Brit in the face, you do it." –Ricky

2:50 Donovan kicks a great ball into the box.

2:55 "Bocanegra means “mouth of negros”" –Ricky

2:57 Yellow card on England’s Milner.

2:58 Ricky is concerned regarding live blog and his quotes being posted. It’s a live blog buddy!!!

2:58 "Landon’s balls are so good" –Ricky

2:58 Corner for England. They’ve been sitting back but can strike at anytime. Need to push the ball back to their side of the field.

2:59 Howards done. What the hell?? Not good. He’s our key player.

3:01 Howard is a tough mofo.

3:05 I like the orange shoes the US players are wearing.

3:11 Dempsey with a huge goal in the 40th minute. 1-1 now. Can’t believe Green botched that!! Open hands??! You aren’t going back to England buddy.

3:12 Howard with a huge save

3:13 Man down, think he’s faking.

3:14 "I’d suck his dick" –Niemo on Beckham. Niemo loves his 3 piece suit.

3:15 Almost into injury time. Huge confidence boost going into halftime tied at 1-1 if they can hold the lead.

3:16 "Grabasski would you let Beckham kiss your neck?" –Niemo

3:17 "Backrub? You’re in clothes, cmon, you’re in clothes!" –Niemo

3:18 Ned really has to poop. He can’t wait for the half to be over.

3:19 HALF TIME! 1-1. Huge. Ned rejoices and goes to poop.

3:24 Ricky and Brian are being dumb on the front porch. Yelling "Fuck Mexico" and Go USA!

3:26 Ned is pooping, Adam handed him a very large supply of wet naps.

3:30 Ned is back.

3:31 "I don’t think taylor swift is that hot" –Grabasski "but would you lick her ass?" –Niemo "Yes" –Grabasski

3:34 GAME ON. Let’s go, shock the world!!!

3:36 Yellow card on Demerit. Ricky is yelling at TV. Grabasski says he always yells at TV including the Bachelorette.

3:39 Rooney has a great look but is offsides.

3:40 "I’m not paying hundred dollars to blow Beckham" –Niemo

3:40 HUGE save by Howard with a wide open look by an English striker.

3:43 England has been dominating this half. Need to get back on the attack.

3:45 "You've been very quiet, Ricky." –Adam

3:46 After all the talk about the Referee for this matching being corrupt, he is calling a very fair game, letting them play.

3:47 Yellow card on Carragher. Good call.

3:48 Ricky’s being super loud. Like way too fucking loud now.

3:49 Dempseys down, back up, Gerrard yellow card.

3:50 Free kick USA. Close but no cigar.

3:51 Severe Thunderstorm Warning.

3:53 Great wheels by Altidore, great shot, barely saved. Hits the post.

3:57 England free kick from the center of the field. Too high.

3:57 "Show more Beckham!!" –Niemo

3:59 Good chance by Rooney on an attacking header. Just wide.

4:01 "How much is England favored by?" –Niemo "Probably .4" –Ricky. Pretty sure there’s no .4 line in soccer Ricky!!!

4:02 Yellow card on Findley.

4;03 Sick shot by Rooney, wide right.

4:04 Another sick save by Howard

4:05 Man in crowd wearing Brazil and England colors. "Make up your mind dickhead." -Bill

4:08 "Nice head." –Ricky

4:17 "Put Freddy Adu in." –Adam

4:17 88th minute...hold them off USA

4:19 Niemo comes back from bathroom just as Beckham is on TV. Says "Dammit I was jerking off in there thinking about him."

4:19 "Shitdicks!" –Ricky

4:22 Niemo has been dumbfounded how world cup players miss the goal.

4:23 TIE! USA 1 England 1 We’ll take it!!