Friday, April 30, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Story of the Day
As you know, I hate the metro, it's delayed and I'm surrounded by sweaty, and sometimes smelly people (which results in the only time I feel a touch of ethnocentrism). This morning, however, this extremely hot 10 was wearing a tank top next to me. The train hit a huge jerk and her left boob popped all the way out and pressed up against my left hand which was holding on to a pole. It was great. -Anonymous
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Story of the Day
I was in the middle shitter and its take your kid to work day and this kid comes in and goes to the shitter to the left of me and goes "this middle stall was taken 2 hours ago, have you been pooping for 2 hours?", and i didn't respond, and he goes "no response but i see feet". -Anonymous
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Monday, April 19, 2010
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Weekend Thoughts
I always enjoy a good BBQ party. Friends, Sports, and fist pumping/high fiving is what a good one should have. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but i'm pretty pretty good at cornhole. Big props to Fell's convenience store fridge/kegerator. Also, his mancave in the garage is soooo bro. I love all the posters of women, movies, and sports teams. The foosball table is a nice touch also. The Hickey is about as passionate about the Caps as me. I enjoyed the Van Gogh Double Expresso vodka shot in honor of the Caps huge Game 2 victory. My Backstrom shirt was money. Nicklas "The Mad Hatter" Backstrom capped off a perfect end to a quality bbq with this:
Friday, April 16, 2010
A Duel for the Ages
MGMT and Justin Bieber are battling it out for the Billboard 200 top spot, although the winner will most likely have the lowest week one sales for a #1 album since last May.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Sunday, April 11, 2010
People that scare me on Facebook
1. Relentless, Disingenuously Humble Self-Promoter.
2. Friend Who Can't Let You Forget How Great His Lifestyle Is.
3. The Person Who Never Met a Facebook Quiz He Didn't Like.
4. Girl with Crappy Job Who Really, Really Can't Wait for Friday, to the Point That It Verges on Rain Man-like Obsession.
5. Inspirational-Quote Guy Who Probably Has a Successories Poster in Every Room of His House.
6. Lady Who Publishes Every Pedestrian Detail of Her Life.
7. Misery Lady
8. Guy from College Who Did Too Much Acid and Is Now Way Too into Seasons and Weather.
9. Human Incarnation of Joke-a-Day Ziggy Calendar.
10. Hot Girl from High School Who Posts Pictures of a Quarter of Her Face So You Can't Tell if She's Still Hot.
2. Friend Who Can't Let You Forget How Great His Lifestyle Is.
3. The Person Who Never Met a Facebook Quiz He Didn't Like.
4. Girl with Crappy Job Who Really, Really Can't Wait for Friday, to the Point That It Verges on Rain Man-like Obsession.
5. Inspirational-Quote Guy Who Probably Has a Successories Poster in Every Room of His House.
6. Lady Who Publishes Every Pedestrian Detail of Her Life.
7. Misery Lady
8. Guy from College Who Did Too Much Acid and Is Now Way Too into Seasons and Weather.
9. Human Incarnation of Joke-a-Day Ziggy Calendar.
10. Hot Girl from High School Who Posts Pictures of a Quarter of Her Face So You Can't Tell if She's Still Hot.
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Sports Video of the Day
Not only did the Florida Panthers' Keith Ballard score an own goal last night, but he did so by throwing the puck into the net. Another highlight comes at the 0:20 mark, when Ballard asks "Off me?" and follows it up with, "F--- me."
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Thursday, April 1, 2010
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