Story of the Day

As you know, I hate the metro, it's delayed and I'm surrounded by sweaty, and sometimes smelly people (which results in the only time I feel a touch of ethnocentrism). This morning, however, this extremely hot 10 was wearing a tank top next to me. The train hit a huge jerk and her left boob popped all the way out and pressed up against my left hand which was holding on to a pole. It was great. -Anonymous