1. Relentless, Disingenuously Humble Self-Promoter.
2. Friend Who Can't Let You Forget How Great His Lifestyle Is.
3. The Person Who Never Met a Facebook Quiz He Didn't Like.
4. Girl with Crappy Job Who Really, Really Can't Wait for Friday, to the Point That It Verges on Rain Man-like Obsession.
5. Inspirational-Quote Guy Who Probably Has a Successories Poster in Every Room of His House.
6. Lady Who Publishes Every Pedestrian Detail of Her Life.
7. Misery Lady
8. Guy from College Who Did Too Much Acid and Is Now Way Too into Seasons and Weather.
9. Human Incarnation of Joke-a-Day Ziggy Calendar.
10. Hot Girl from High School Who Posts Pictures of a Quarter of Her Face So You Can't Tell if She's Still Hot.
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