Facebook Status of the Day

"I had a fortune cookie that said "never trouble trouble, unless trouble troubles you," and I was shocked at how stupid that was. another one said "Urgency is needed, sit back and reflect on this" again that was fucking stupid, but last night with the lady, I said her "this fortune cookie will be about us", and it said "try it you may like it." Best fortune cookie ever, but how'd the asian people know i wanted anal?"