Facebook Status of the Day

"I think the government made Facebook in an attempt to make privacy uncool. Think about that. I think that's true 'cause they don't have to tap our phones or survey us when we just yield to them everything, just on our own free will. Home address? It's a little weird, OKKKKKK. Phone number? CALL MEEEE. Photos? Photos of...... everyone I know? Here, let me tag those for you."